It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year ONLYhas 365 days...typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.&nbs; Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.Days left 81.

7. Exam days -! per yea r at least 35 days.Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0'

How can a student pass ?????

*Please pass this on and you will have good luck for your examinations through out your life studying :D


thanks for the joke dave!others plz help to pass it along as davian says so...